can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via distraction)

"The honeymoon phase never has to end."

Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

(Source: camilledope, via shadesandgoldbullets)

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(Source: spoken-not-written, via ramb-of-god)